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Tornado Season in Granbury: Why You Should Prep Your House (Even If You're Busy Filming the Twister)


Granbury, Texas, is in the heart of Tornado Alley.
Granbury, Texas, is in the heart of Tornado Alley.

Let’s be honest, Granbury...

Tornado season rolls around, and you can spot the newcomers a mile away: They’re panic-buying bottled water, diving into the cellar, and crying over their first weather alert.


Meanwhile, the locals? We’re out on the porch, sweet tea in hand, yelling “It’s headin’ east!” while recording a TikTok of the funnel cloud.


Yeah... we get used to it. But here’s the thing: even if you laugh in the face of swirling death winds, your house probably isn’t laughing. And that’s where I come in.


I’m your local handyman — The Honey Do Daddy — and I’m here to help you stormproof your home so that you can keep filming tornadoes like a pro without losing your roof in the process.


1. Your Lawn Furniture Wants to Travel


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Patio chairs. Kiddie pools. That metal flamingo you thought was cute.

Tornadoes treat unsecured stuff like confetti.


I’ll help anchor, store, or secure your outdoor gear before your grill lands in Glen Rose.


2. Seal the Cracks Before the Wind Does It for You


Loose windows and janky doors don’t stand a chance when a storm rolls through.


I can reseal, replace weatherstripping, and make sure your doors don’t flap open like you’re inviting the tornado in for coffee.


3. Trim Those ‘Death Branches’


One good gust and that overhanging limb is either on your roof or in your living room.


I don’t do tree removal, but I do handle those widow-maker branches that are just asking to fall.


4. Reinforce Your Garage Door (Seriously, This One’s Big)


If your garage door caves in, the wind gets inside, and your house becomes a balloon. Not a metaphor. A literal wind-filled, exploding balloon.


I can brace and beef up your garage door so it’s more Texas Tough, less tumbleweed.


5. Gutters, Shingles, Siding — the Tornado Trifecta

Gutters, Shingles, and Siding repair in Granbury, TX
Gutters, Shingles, and Siding repair in Granbury, TX


If it’s already flapping, it’s about to fly.


I’ll patch loose siding, replace rogue shingles, and screw down those sketchy gutters that are hanging on for dear life.


6. Storm Shelters Aren’t Just for Screaming


Look, if you are one of the folks who likes to hide in the closet until it’s over, good for you!


But let’s make that space useful: Emergency shelves, flashlight mounts, even a snack cubby (because tornadoes always strike when you’re hangry).


I’ll trick out your safe space, so it doesn’t feel like a broom closet.


7. Storm’s Over? Call Me for the Aftermath


Once the winds die down and your neighbor’s trampoline is in your backyard, I offer:


  • Fence repair

  • Window and door replacement

  • Roof patches

  • Light debris clean-up (Again, light debris. I’m not hauling Aunt Linda’s collection of yard gnomes.)


👨‍🔧 Final Word from The Honey Do Daddy:


Whether you’re hiding in the tub with a weather radio or livestreaming the apocalypse, your house still needs love.


Tornadoes don’t care how brave you are — but I do.


Let me help you prepare for whatever this Texas sky throws at us.


📱 Call or text The Honey Do Daddy: (602)575-3356


Serving Granbury with elbow grease, good humor, and a cordless drill since forever.

 
 
 

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